Professor Squawkencluck (first name also Professor)[1] is a Scottish chicken and head scientist at the Danger Agency, she is usually the one to supply weapons for the danger agents, and tries her best to keep the agency on the edge of modern technology. She is at heart a cautious person and thus goes about her job that way, which usually clashes with Danger Mouse's approach to his job, which is to act now, think later.
Physical Appearance[]
Squawkencluck is an average-sized chicken with glasses and red hair braided into a ponytail. She has an average sized body, but also sports wide hips and a large bottom with tail feathers sticking out. Her clothes consist of a white shirt, jeans, and of course a scientist lab coat.
Personality[]
Squawkencluck is a stern, skeptical, prideful, sarcastic, organized, but kind-hearted individual. She works day and night to make groundbreaking inventions for the agency. Though she more or less works at the agency for the funding to help her break scientific ground, but helping saving the world is a bonus for her.[2] She, however, has proven she does have the world's best interest at heart. She is also very sarcastic and prude, and she tends to consider Danger Mouse to be a fool who breaks her things, leading some to consider her a killjoy. In fact the only way Danger Mouse and Penfold were able to realize that it was Squawkencluck in Isambard King Kong Brunel's body was for her to insult them. Despite this she has been shown to get very excited about showing off her inventions, genuinely enjoy the musical Melted, and has shown to have a hidden sense of humour. These traits along with a more upbeat personality seemed to have been very prominent in her youth, though her parents had none of it.[3]
Biography[]
Past[]
Professor Squawkencluck is of latin american origin and she is the daughter of two brilliant scientists who when she was born they named her as "Professor" because they hoped that in the future she would follow the same career as them.
Season 1[]
In "Danger Mouse Begins... Again", Professor Squawkencluck for the first time turning on the newest robo-vigilante Safety Mouse, as the original Danger Mouse and Penfold have been fired.
After the Safety Mouses began to dominate the planet Earth, capturing everyone, Squawkencluck together with Danger Mouse, Penfold and Colonel K set out to fight against Baron Silas Von Greenback and his robo-army.
In "Danger at C Level", Professor Squawkencluck appears in a single scene when she is attacked in the ladies room by a giant scene monster created by Baron Silas Von Greenback.
In "Greenfinger", while eating her lunch at the park, Squawkencluck ends up finding a strange seed and takes it to her laboratory to examine.
Later, she goes to a rock concert in another city and tells Danger Mouse and Penfold to stay away from her laboratory, as she knows they are quite irresponsible and she is afraid that they might break somthing.
While Danger Mouse and Penfold fights a giant alien plant, Squawkencluck makes a phone call apologizing for misjudging them.
In "Planet of the Toilets", Squawkencluck is invited to participate in an anual genius inventors conference in Japan sponsered by Crumhorn Inc..
While she was going to take photos of a horse with a body like a cherry, the Professor asks Penfold to take care of her super powerful artificial intelligence chip, but Penfold drops the chip into the toilet, which ends up giving life to the villain Doctor John Loocifer and starting the toilet revolution.
In "Pink Dawn", Squawkencluck holds a contest to choose a new laboratory assistant, but the winner is a little girl called Dawn Crumhorn who makes a lot of mess on her first day and is sent back home.
When Dawn becames a super villain called the Princess, Squawkencluck and Danger Mouse disguise themselves as girls dressed as princess to steal the tiara from her head, but the plan ends up going wrong and the two are discovered and captured by Mr. Snuggles.
In "Big Head Awakens", Squawkencluck creates a new security system with artificial intelligence and animatronic activity called Big Head who ends up locking Danger Mouse and Penfold outside of the headquarters and controling all the household appliances.
Squawkencluck tries to solve the problem, but the Colonel appears and in her fright the Professor drops her tool into the machine, which ends up short circuiting the Big Head and it ends up dominating the entire building and capturing Squawkencluck, Colonel K, Danger Mouse and Penfold too.
After capturing them, the Big Head begins to take over the world by controlling any type of technology, whether obsolete or advanced.
Meanwhile, with the help of Professor Squawkencluck, Danger Mouse to free himself and then help the others to escape, once released Danger Mouse and Penfold distract the Big Head with a clumsy dance while Professor tries to shut down the Big Head.
But the plan ends up going wrong and Big Head finishes assembling it new bionic body using household appliances and it was about to kill Danger Mouse, Penfold and Professor Squawkencluck.
In the end, Danger Mouse manages to destroy the Big Head and thus restore the control of the headquarters, after the artificial intelligence is defeated, Danger Mouse and Squawkencluck make peace and become friends again.
In "The World Wide Spider", Professor Squawkencluck appears in a single scene where she explains Danger Mouse that the internet is actually a spider web that covers the whole planet and not an invisible computer network.
In "The Other Day the Earth Stood Still", Professor Squawkencluck make some new modifications to the danger car to help Danger Mouse and Penfold defeat Baron Greenback who is using traffic lights to stop the planet Earth from spinning around the sun.
In "Big Penfold", when she receives news that a meteor is going to hit the Earth, Professor Squawkencluck comes up with the idea of shrinking it using her Shrinkatizer, but her plan ended up being interrupted when Isambard King Kong Brunel steals it to become a little bigger.
In "The Unusual Suspects", by order of Colonel K, Professor Squawkencluck sends Danger Mouse and Penfold to bring the mysterious formula x to the general headquarters (even without knowing what is it for).
Upon receiving news that there was an intruder at the base, Professor Squawkencluck initiated a lockdown at the entire headquarters until the perpetrator was revealed and captured
In "The Snowman Cometh", Professor Squawkencluck appears to forbid Penfold from opening a christmas present early,ven thoug he has given her countless reasons of why.
Then Danger Mouse receives the news that Santa Claus is in danger,even though she doesn't believe in his existence Squawkencluck decides to help Danger Mouse by giving DM a highly refined hairdryer, while Danger Mouse and Penfold are fighting against The Snowman's army Professor Squawkencluck tries to encourage Santa Claus to fight in the name of christmas.
in the end, after everything has been resolved and the Snowman is defeated, Professor Squawkencluck start to believe that Santa Claus is real and passes her christmas presents list to him.
In "Never Say Clever Again", combining the brain DNA of the greatest scientific minds in existence, Professor Squawkencluck inveents the smart celery to give the secret agents mental enhancement and help them in their missions.
However Pandaminion (disguised as one of the agency's scientists) and Nero manage to sabotage the smart celery by infecting her with their dumb minds and this makes the secret agents completely idiots.
In "There's No Place Like Greenback", after Baron Greenback lost his memory after ihaling aminesia gaz, Professor Squawkencluck suggests taking him back to his childhood place, the village of greenback in germany.
Professor Squawkencluck in the form of a hologram, reminding Danger Mouse that memory recovery is a very delicate thing and that's why she asks him to be patient and nice to Baron Greenback.
Later that night, Baron's airship approaches to London, which leaves Professor Squawkencluck and Colonel K very worried (although he is more terrified of the spider on the monitor screen) and then they are both infected by the gas and quickly lose their memory.
In "Happy Boom Day!", it's Professor Squawkencluck's birthday and she gets very angry when she believes that Danger Mouse and Penfold were forgotten (without knowing that it was a surprise party).
In the next day, her anger increases when Danger Mouse and Penfold destroy her gifts, decorations and her birthday cake. At the end of the episode, Professor Squawkencluck decides to get back at DM'S next birthday party.
In "Frankensquawk’s Monster", Squawkencluck receives an unexpected visit from her mother who came to the secret headquarters to ask Danger Mouse for help, since she had turned her husband into a garbage-eating monster and only Danger Mouse could defeat him.
In the end, after a small distraction, raised by her mother. Danger Mouse manages to return the monster back to normal using one of Professor Squawkencluck's inventions.
In "Escape from Big Head", Professor Squawkencluck decides to re-build the big head and reprogram it to be a crime-fighting machine and to put law and order throughot London, but something goes wrong and big head starts arresting everyone for whatever law it comes up with.
Squawkencluck ends up being arrested for building weapons of mass destruction and so she teams up with the other villains to dig a tunnel to Siberia and escape from the big head, but the machine was one step ahead and managed to re-capture them.
In "Megahurtz Attacks", while Megahurtz attacks the city of London, Professor Squawkencluck creates a robotic replacement of Penfold for Danger Mouse since the real one had run away to hide.
In "Attack of the Clowns", Professor Squawkencluck appears hidding in her hologram projection capsule and armed with a broom stick as she reveals that she is afraid of clowns.
In "Cheesemageddon", Squawkencluck appears looking for her indestructible handcuffs, (which without her knowing were stolen by Danger Mouse) as she was so busy that she ended up forgetting to make the keys for them.
In "Queen of Weevils", Squawkencluck sends Danger Mouse and Penfold to the musem to watch over Merlin's crystal, as she believes the baron greenback will invade to try to steal it for himself.
After the Queen of Weevils is freed by Danger Mouse, she begins to spread terror around the world and ends up transforming Professor Squawkencluck and Colonel K into stone gargoyles.
In "Tomorrow Never Comes", after the princess uses an acient mayan calendar to transform every day of the week into saturday and sunday, Professor Squawkencluck decides to take advantage of the situation and hires a nordic masseur to pamper her.
In "Half the World is Not Enough", Professor Squawkencluck is fired after Danger Mouse destroys all her inventions while trying to arrest baron greenback, feeling guilty about what he did danger mouse creates a plan to bring Squawk back.
With the baron loose he starts to split the Earth in half, but Danger Mouse manages to capture him again with the help of an improvised spaceship created by Professor Squawkencluck.
In "Danger is Forever", Professor Squawkencluck appears as an eldery woman after baron greenback moves the entire planet earth foward thousands of years into the future.
In "Very Important Penfold", after Penfold becomes the actress Scarlett Johamster's new "boyfriend", Professor Squawkencluck starts taking advantage of the famous people stuff he gets.
Later she appears in another scene trying to console Danger Mouse (in the form of mockery and sarcasm) after he becomes less famous than Penfold and be demoted to his driver, then she is controlled by hypnotizing glasses and forced to try to kill Danger Mouse by order of Baron Silas Von Penfold.
In "Dream Worrier", when quark convinces penfold to buy his bizarre products through his dreams, Professor Squawkencluck is almost devored by a mutant alien sofa created by quark.
To solve this problem, Professor Squawkencluck sends Danger Mouse to the moon to end this madness, but she ends up falling asleep in the process and convinced to buy a bath tub and then she go back to sleep.
In "The Confidence Trick", after literally losing all his confidence to Baron Greenback's daughter Delilah while trying to stop them from robbing an oil plant, Professor Squawkencluck advises Penfold to give compliments to DM so that his confidence returns over the time.
In "The Spy Who Came In With A Cold", Professor Squawkencluck is affected by a virus created by Baron Greenback that turn everyone in London into elephants, causing a kind of pandemic.
But upon realizing that Penfold is immune to the effects of the virus, she uses him to create a vaccine and cure everyone in secret agancy and in the world.
In "Sir Danger de Mouse",squawkencluck's father is transformed into a garbage monster again by his wife,but danger mouse and penfold manages to easily defeat him once again.
then professor squawkencluck ask danger mouse for help to free the queen of wheevils and transport her to the arkwhright asylum,but before the barrier can be closed,the queen manages to enchant the wheevils that are in the hallway and one of them manages to bite danger mouse.
once bitten,danger mouse begins to imagine himself as a real knight and invades arkwright asylum to rescue the queen of wheevils,professor squawkencluck tries to stop him but she ends up being captured and locked in a closet full of wheevils.
In "Agent 58",professor squawkencluck informs danger mouse that isambard "king kong"brunel and baron greenback had created a huge custard bomb and that their hid it in villains con.
the professor reappears alongside with colonel k in his office where agent 58 lies saying that danger mouse in his mission of stop greenback and brunel because of penfold.
In "High School Inedible",professor squawkencluck sends danger mouse and penfold to a school to investigate a science teacher who she thinks is a mad scientist called Professor Ham Hands.
later,professor squawkencluck appears disguised as a lunch lady to deliver danger mouse and penfold some smart soup which shows that the food monsters are getting more aggressive and hungry than before.
at the end of the episode professor squawkencluck gives danger mouse his school report cards saying that he had graduated by saving the school from professor ham-hands and his food monsters army.
In "Mousefall",professor squawkencluck creates a teleportation machine to send the secret agents to the location of their future missions and decides to test it on danger hedgehog,but there was a side effect,as the user completely loses his memory and he is left without clothes when he reaches the destination(problably because nothing organic don't cross the teleportation stream).
at the end of the episode squawkencluck along with colonel k and the other agents are captured by Augustus P. Crumhorn IV and danger mouse sacrifes himself to save the lives of his friends.
In "Mouse Rise",professor squawkencluck teams up with colonel k and penfold in a improvised resistance to defeat crumhorn and restore peace to the earth,but they ended up being easily defeated.
Season 2[]
In "Dark Dawn",professor squawkencluck appears in a single scene where she cries and speaks nonsense because of the disappearence of her stuffed toy,professor donkey.
In "Colonel Danger Mouse",while colonel k is on vacation,danger mouse puts himself in charge of the agency,even though professor squawkencluck is more responsible and more copetent than him.
at the end of the episode professor squawkencluck brings together all the agency's operatings to fight against baron greenback,but first she makes them take a test that takes a period of three months.
In "Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel",professor squawkencluck switches bodies with isambard kingkong brunel to prove him that size doesn't matter,but as she is brunel's body,she can't attract attention and no one takes her seriously.
In "Live and Let Cry",...
In "Lost Tempers in Space",...
In "I Believe in Danger Mouse",...
In "Big Trouble in Little Clowntown",...
In "Quantum of Rudeness",...
In "A Loo to A Kill",...
In "Gold Flinger",...
In "There's Something About Scarlett",...
In "Groundmouse Day",...
In "Dry Hard",...
In "Crumfan",...
In "Nero Come Home",...
In "Dark Side of the Mouse",...
In "The Scare Mouse Project",...
In "Twysted Sister",...
In "Grand Stressed Auto",...
In "Clash of the Odd-esey",...
In "Hen-emy of the State",...
In "For your Insides Only",...
In "A Fistful of Penfolds",...
In "Daylight Savings Crime",...
In "The Law of Beverages",...
In "Licence to Care",...
In "Force of Nature",...
In "No More Mr Ice Guy",...
In "Bot Battles",...
In "Rodent Recall",...
In "A Fear to Remember",...
In "Melted",...
In "We Aren't Family",...
In "Crouching Hamster, Hidden Wagon",...
In "Danger-thon!",...
In "Jam Session",...
In "Sharp as a pin",...
In "Duplicate Mouse",professor squawkencluck's latest invention is a "warp drive",designed to move the danger HQ,only to creates a duplicate of it,on the other side of the road,complete of her,DM,Penfold and colonel k,as well as big head.
In "The Supies",...
In "Lost in Exaggeration",...
In "The World is Full of Stuff",...
Relationships[]
Love Interests[]
Danger Mouse[]
- Main article: Danger Mouse and Professor Squawkencluck's Relationship
Friends[]
Penfold[]
Squawkencluck seems to be mostly supportive of Penfold, treating him a lot more kindly than Danger Mouse. However, she has shown frustration at his terrible sidekick abilities, and has made robot replacements for him on more than one occasion.
Colonel K[]
To be added…
Isambard King Kong Brunel[]
To be added…
Jeopardy Mouse[]
The relationship between Professor Squawkencluck and Jeopardy Mouse is somewhat unknown, as both do not interact much in the series and the only time they acted together is in the episode Lost Tempers in Space.
Danger Moth[]
To be added…
Scarlett Johamster[]
Because she is a very famous actress and singer, Professor Squawkencluck is a very big fan.
Family[]
Father[]
Her father, just like her daughter is the second greatest scientist there is (the first one is his wife) because he invented a sock-shaped swiss army knife. However, he is also quite lazy and sloppy enough for his wife to turn him into a trash monster because he didn't want to take out the trash.
Mother[]
Her mother is the first greatest scientist there is (the second one is her husband) and despite being a big fan of Danger Mouse, she always gives her daughter a lot of support and love.
Appearances[]
Season 1[]
- "Danger Mouse Begins... Again" (First appearance)
- "Danger at C Level" (cameo)
- "Greenfinger"
- "Planet of the Toilets"
- "Pink Dawn"
- "Big Head Awakens"
- "The World Wide Spider"
- "The Other Day the Earth Stood Still"
- "Big Penfold"
- "The Unusual Suspects"
- "The Snowman Cometh"
- "Never Say Clever Again"
- "There's No Place Like Greenback"
- "Happy Boom Day!"
- "Frankensquawk’s Monster"
- "Escape from Big Head"
- "Megahurtz Attacks"
- "Attack of the Clowns"
- "Cheesemageddon"
- "Queen of Weevils"
- "Tomorrow Never Comes"
- "Half the World is Not Enough"
- "Danger is Forever"
- "Very Important Penfold"
- "Dream Worrier"
- "The Confidence Trick"
- "The Spy Who Came In With A Cold"
- "Sir Danger de Mouse"
- "Agent 58"
- "High School Inedible"
- "Mousefall"
- "Mouse Rise"
Season 2[]
- "Dark Dawn"
- "Colonel Danger Mouse"
- "Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel"
- "Live and Let Cry"
- "Lost Tempers in Space"
- "I Believe in Danger Mouse"
- "Big Trouble in Little Clowntown"
- "Quantum of Rudeness"
- "A Loo to A Kill"
- "Gold Flinger"
- "There's Something About Scarlett"
- "Groundmouse Day"
- "Dry Hard"
- "Crumfan"
- "Nero Come Home"
- "Dark Side of the Mouse"
- "The Scare Mouse Project"
- "Twysted Sister"
- "Grand Stressed Auto"
- "Clash of the Odd-esey"
- "Hen-emy of the State"
- "For your Insides Only"
- "A Fistful of Penfolds"
- "Daylight Savings Crime"
- "The Law of Beverages"
- "Licence to Care"
- "Force of Nature"
- "No More Mr Ice Guy"
- "Bot Battles"
- "Rodent Recall"
- "A Fear to Remember"
- "Melted"
- "We Aren't Family"
- "Crouching Hamster, Hidden Wagon"
- "Danger-thon!"
- "Jam Session"
- "Sharp as a pin"
- "Duplicate Mouse"
- "The Supies"
- "Lost in Exaggeration"
- "The World is Full of Stuff" (Final appearance)
Games[]
Trivia[]
- She has the 3rd most appearances in the series.
- She hosts a Danger Knitting Club for the danger agents (and the Colonel).
- She can't go about her day without a morning milk shake.
- It appears she has both a flat[4] and a room in Danger HQ that she sleeps at.[5]
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